One day Guy was on a bussiness trip. He was traveling in a rented car across the midwest. Well around 10pm that night he has 2 tires blow out. As he go out of the car he saw a farm house off to the right and the lights inside the house were all still on.

Guy walked up to the door of the house as was greeted by a nice farmer. The farmer let Guy use the phone, but the wrecker driver was in the next town and couldn't get there until the morning.

After Guy told his story to the farmer, the farmer agreed to let Guy spend the night in the barn. There was only one rule the farmer had, "What ever you do, do not sick your d**k in the 3 holes in the barn wall." Guy agreed and went on out to the barn. Guy wondered to himself, "Why did the farmer not want me to sick my d**k in the 3 holes in the wall?.

" Guy thought about it and said F**k it, and went over to the first hole in the wall and suck his d**k into it.

He was overcome with pleasue, it was so warm and felt so good. Guy then thought, "This is amazing I wonder what the next hole is like." He pulled out and went to the next hole and placed his d**k in it.

He faced turned red and a smile fell over his face as something very hot and wet went up and down the shaft of his c**k. "O my God", Guy said, "This is awesome, I just got to try the last hole." Guy removed is d**k and moved to the next hole and slammed it inside. Just then what had be pleasure had turned into all out pain. Guy tried to pull out but it was no luck and the burning was to much for him to handle. Guy screamed, "HELP HELP O GOD HELP!" The farmer ran out to the barn to find Guy, pants around his ankles, d**k in the wall, screaming bloody murder.

The farmer then said, "You dumb ass. I told you not to sick your d**k in those 3 holes in the wall." Guy said out of breath, "Whats behind the wall, whats happening?" The farmer started to laugh and said, "Well the first hole goes to my daughters room, then next goes to my milk cow, and the last hole goes to the automatic milker and it doesn't stop till it gets 5 gallons."