4 surgeons were in the doctors lounge talking. The first one said, " I like operating on librarians because when you open them up, their parts are alphebetized." The second one said, " I prefer working on Accountants because you open them up, and everything is numbered." The third Surgeon said, " I really like operating on mechanics because they understand if you have parts left over.

" The Fourth said, " I like working on Lawyers.

" everone else asked why?. He said, " You open them up, and you find they are spineless, gutless, and their head and ass are interchangable!" "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"