There was a grandpa & a boy fishing one day. The grandpa smokes a cig & the little boy says, "Can I have one?" The grandpa says, "Can your d**k touch your a*****e?" The kid says no, so grandpa says then no. So a little lata the grandpa pulls out some beer he takes a drink . The kid says, "Can I have some?" The grandpa says, "Can your d**k touch your a*****e?" The kid says no, so grandpa says then no.

The kid says fine...

They fish a little longer & the kid pulls out a piece of bubble gum & starts chewing it.

The grandpa asks, "Can I have a piece?" The kid said, "Can your d**k touch your a*****e?" The grandpa said, "Well, yah." The kid says, "Good for you go f**k yourself this is my gum!!"