Three grandmas were sitting on the porch, one had just returned from down south.

sipping on their tea, the one says things are sure different down south. the others ask hows that. she says well down south they have men that kiss men...and the others ask what do they call them? they call them homosexuals.

and down south they have women that kiss women..and what do they call them? they call them lesbians. and down south they have men who kiss women down their..pointing to p***y..and what do they call them? well when i cought my breath i called him precious.