Three men are stranded on an island with the ugly sea hagremember her from Popeye. Since the sea hag has the only boat to get off the island she propositions the men and says "whichever one of you f**ks me I'll take you off the island and you won't die of starvation. Man 1 thinks for 2days and tells the sea hag I rather die your so ugly. Man2 thinks for three days and tells the sea hag no way I'd rather die. Man3 famished and delirious says OK I'll f**k you but we gotta do it in the dark. The sea hag who hasnt gotten laid in 40 years AGREES. That night the sea hag and the man go in the hut to do the nasty and because its so dark and the sea hag won't know he uses his big toe instead of his d**k.

True to keeping her word they both get off the island. The man wakes up screaming to find that he's in a hospital screaming My Toe, My Toe whats the matter? The nurse says sir I'm sorry to say you've got a terrible case of clap toe. But if you think your in bad shape the ugly women who was with you has athletes c**t.