Tommy came home late from school one day. "Where the Hell have you been Tommy?" asked his Dad. "You should've been home hours ago" "I got detention Dad" says Tommy. "No way!" says Dad.

"No-one gets kept back THAT long.

I want the truth. Where've you been?" "Ok Dad" says Tommy "If you must know? I've been having sex with my teacher" "Wow" says Dad "Awesome.

I never had sex with my teacher at school.

Come here, sit down, tell your old man all about it" "I'd rather not" says Tommy "My arse is still sore"