One day an a man walks into his neighborhood bar and grill to knock back a few cold ones, to his great surprise there is an horse sitting at one of the tables with a big pot of money in front of it-so he asks the bartender, whats the deal with the horse and money-the bartender replies that a betting horse and he has told all patrons that if they can make him laugh he will give them the pot, if not you have to add 50 to it, so the man walks over and whispers something in the horses ear-and the horse cracks up laughing and surrenders the pot to the man.The man collects his winning and decides to call it a day-about 5 years later he walks into the same bar, and sees the same horse running the same hustle, except this time the bartender informs the man you have to make the horse cry.The man walks up to the horse and fumbles around for a few seconds in front of the horse and suddenly the horse start bawling like a newborn, he collects his earning and heads for the door, wait says the bartender of all the people to try you were the only one to win against the horse how did you do it?The man replies first time i told him my d**k was bigger than his-second time I showed him.