The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc finally she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination Ed sitting in the eigth row thought to himself "did i hear her right? is the captain a woman? when the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "did i understand you right? is the captain a woman? Yes said the attendant, "in fact this entire crew is female" "My God, "said Ed "i'd better have two scoth and sodas i don't know what to think of all those woman up there in the c**kpit" Thats another thing sir, " said the attendant We no longer call it the c**k pit Now it's the box office"