---------- Little Johnny and his mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked his mother, "MOmmy, how old are you?" Mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.

" Little Johnny then asked, "Mother, how much do you weigh?" His mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too as you grow up." Little Johnny, still wanting to know more about his mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" Mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now.

" Little Johnny, frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consult's with his friend about him and his mother's conversation. His friend says, All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driving license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, Little Johnny and his mother are out and about again. Then, Little Johnny starts off again with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32 years old." His mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, How do you know that?" Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?" said the mother again. Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."