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New Drugs For Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny Again
Little Johnny and Suzy have almost nothing to do one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests. "Oh no, " answers Suzy, "That's way too scary." "No, it's not, " says Johnny, "it'll ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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The Headache
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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The Balloon!
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Hi-tech
Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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