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Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues, " he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Halloween Humor
An older couple hadn't celebrated Halloween is years, and decide go out.The old woman went into the bedroom stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go out anyway I like and ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Mexican Russian And A Texan
So a Mexican, a Russian, and a Texan are sitting on a bridge drunk as a akunk and shootin' the shit. The Russian takes out a bottle of fine Vodka, takes a large swig and throws it of the bridge. The Mexican and the texan protest. The Russian syas to them, ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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It's Not Difficult To Make A Woman Happy!!
A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A V****a For A Day
10. Immediatly go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they can finaly do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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