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How To Impress A Woman
How do you impress a woman ? When you first meet her , you buy her a dozen roses and a box of chocolates , you open doors for her , you walk her to the car and open the door for her , you take her out to dinner , ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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The Old Lady In The Nursing Home
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like vroom vroom like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old retired cop jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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The Ranch Hand
It's a bit long, but worth it. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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What Are Mates For?
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please.." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Bond ! James Bond !
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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