Here are the Adult Humor snippets. |
Victoria's Secret
A husband walks into Victoria' Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He's shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the 500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
|
What Man Would Do When The Had A V****a
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
|
The Sauna
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, " SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
|
Missing Girlfriend!
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the manreplies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
|
Lil Red Riding Hood
Lil red ridin hood was on her way to grandmas house...when i rabbit jumps out and says "lil red ridin hood u better watch out the big bad wolf is out to get ya"...she says "Oh no hes not" so she whips up her lil red dress and whips down her ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
