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Attendants' Loo In Flight
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of toilet facility but each time he tried, it was occupied. The lady flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants Ladies Room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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The Bear And The Frog
There was a bear and a frog who came across a genie who oferd to grant them three wishes each. The bear went first. I wish I was the only male bear in Sweden, so I can have all females to my self said the bear. You're wish is granted said ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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The Most Functional English Word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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If You Are A Contractor
Little Johnny had the day off from school and was driving his mother nuts. Finally out of desperation she told him to go next door where they were building a house and watch the men work. He was gone for the rest of the day, finally at dusk he showed up. ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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In The News
An early Thanksgiving celebration in Eugene, Oregon, caused a bigfire at a house that had just been built.A cement worker marking the holiday set up a propane fryer insidethe new house's garage. Workers took turns watching the kettle.But the fryer's thermometer was broken. Workers said oil inside thekettle overheated, spilled onto ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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