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Prison Vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!! PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicleoffice PRISON you get three meals a day fully ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Texas Ranger
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Lil Johnny The Cross Dresser
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls, " and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." So johnny's mother takes him quietly, by ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Insert Other Foot...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Pecking Woodpeckers......! ! !
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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