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Statue Revenge
Two statues in a park one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a asingle gesture, brings the two to life. The ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Toilet Pain
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Little Slim
LITTLE SLIM "Late again, " the third-grade teacher said to Little Slim. When anyone was late for school, it usually was him. "It ain't my fault, Miss Addy, you can blame this on my Pa. The reason I'm three hours late? Pa sleeps nights in the raw!" Now ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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The Womans Handbook - About Men...
The Womans Handbook - about Men... Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember that you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Pearls Of Wisdom
Pearls of Wisdom 1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 3. Money can't buy happiness...but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 4. Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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