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Doctors
Subject: Doctors An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Achooo!
Two old female friends are talking one day. In the middle of the conversation, one of the women sneezes. She immediately starts to moan and scream, hips bucking and writhing, legs shaking and all that. When she finally settles down, her friend, seriously worried says, "Oh my God, are you okay?" ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Screw Your Self
Little Johnny's grandpa one day decided to take him on a fishing trip. When they were out in the boat his grandpa took out a cigerette and little Johnny asked, Johnny: "Grandpa can take a puff of your cigerette?" Grandpa: "Well Johnny does your d**k meet your a*****e?" Johnny: "well... no." ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Girls Nite Out
Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a headstone. ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Distractions
A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip. When ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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