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Wal-mart
15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIS WIFE IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Who Died The Worse Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33 of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Canada Joke?
Canada joke...just kidding A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask the manger. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Horse Racing
HORSE RACE LINE UP In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Belly In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big D**k In lane 9. Heavy Bosom In lane 10. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Wordplay
REALLY CLEVER...... The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners. None of them get through spellcheck. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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