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Rooster Competition
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. The farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young rooster from the local rooster ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Cowboy Boots Joke
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Martha?" Martha looks him over, ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Titillating
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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The Art Expert
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black p***ses but the one in the middle had a pink p***s. ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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A Small Problem
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are too small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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