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Explanation..........
A Damn fine explanation!!!!!!!!!! The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman, and was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Jokes
1-A farmer goes into town, and purchases a rooster. he takes it home and as soon as its out of its cage it runs into the hen house and screws every single one. The farmer, who is in shock, says "You crazy rooster, youre going to kill yourself!" As soon as ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Marital Bliss...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Old Lady
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding." "Can I see your ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Handy Harry's Household Hints
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and instantly the blockage will remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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