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Straight Guy In Gay Bar A man was very thirsty and ducks into a bar for a drink only to realize he had entered a gay bar. He decided he would go sit at the bar and stare straight ahead hoping no-one would notice him. As he sit enjoying his drink a very feminine guy walks ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Pro Parrot,fancy A Shag an old lady has two parrots, and all they can say is "we are two pro's, fancy a shag?".one day the local preist goes to visit and hears of her plight.he tells the old lady that he has two good parrots that prey allday, and they could maybe teach her parrots ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Free Beer The Free Beer A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Fetish Pick-up A man is sitting at a bar, depressed bc his gf has just broken up with him bc of his weird sexual fetishes. He's there for an hour or so when he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at the end of the bar, looking depressed just as he is. He contemplates ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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...stopslowdown Bob is out driving his new sportscar. He's having a ball on the interstate, zipping in and out of traffic. He exits the highway...slows down at the stop sign, but does not stop...and just goes on his way onto the city street. A State Trooper happens to witness this infraction and ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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