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20 Signs That You're A Drunk...
. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. The back of your head keeps getting ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Zipped?
A man visited a bar and asked the barmaid I have lost both of my hands in a war, could you help me serve a c**ktail. Ofcourse sir, its my pleasure to serve you. she served the c**ktail. Oh baby, please put the glass to my mouth as I have no ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Drugs
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope & appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men & Id like to give you a 2nd chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend & get ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Men And Women's Drinking Profile...
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Working With What You Have.
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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