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Best Lawyer Joke Of The Month...
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Sperm Bank Robbery
A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter "take it out". "We have no money sir, this is a sperm bank", she replies. "I don't care" says the robber, "take it out and drink it down!", ......
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Summer School
Little Jimmy is on summer break from school. He's bored at home and driving his mother crazy. Finally, Mom says "You know, Jimmy I know that we have just moved into a new neighborhood and there aren't many children for you to play with yet but, why don't you go outside ......
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The Musical Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an ......
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Nice Policeman
What to not say to the nice policeman: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.COLOR darkblue Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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