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Worm
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. To make his point, four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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She's Leaving Home
Guy comes home to find his wife heading out the door with her suitcase. He asks where she's going. "I found out I work in Las Vegas and get 100 for a b**w *** and 200 for a screw. I'm tired of giving it to you for free!" He sez: "Wait ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Sperm Bank Robbery
I saw this and thought I would share it . A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fg safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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God And Woman Talk
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God, " she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Saviour
Some guys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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