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Awful Pick Up Lines
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight. I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me. Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open? You have ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Firm This Up
This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says, "If you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using your bra." He laughs and laughs. The ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he entered specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Motel Dreams
Three guys were coming back from a business trip and unfortunately their car broke down and they were still a state away from home. Down the road they saw a sign for a motel with vacancies so they decided to stay the night. When they got to the front desk the ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Joke
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So the man walks out back and he sees three ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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