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Bob The Sperm
Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?" Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Firm It Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Uses Of Vaseline!!! Hillarious
Uses of Vaseline Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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10 Things Never From A Woman
10. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! 7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Lost Wives
Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide. Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate, " says Joe. "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob. Joe replies, ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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