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Worth Something? There was a guy driving down the road with his wife and they see a sign that says 'Cow For Sale 10, 000" The guy pulls over, thinking 'I've got to see this!There's no cow worth that much!' So the guy walks into the barn and says 'I wanna see this ...... Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Cigarette Joke. Two women are standing under an oning waiting for the bus to come in the pouring rain. One of the women notices that the other women puts a condom on her cigarette. "What are you doing?" she said to the woman. "Oh this? its so my cigarette doesnt get wet." she ...... Written on 02/11/2008 |
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My First Train F**k I live in York, but often travel to London on the train. Last winter I was on the london train heading back to york, a normal journey until I spotted a girl three seats along the carriage on the outside seat. At first I just noticed her legs, smooth and ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Mirror, Mirror A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved mirror at an oriental antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One morning, while getting undressed, she playfully says: "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs forty-four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Funny Joke OK A Guy walks into a bar and he sees a bucket full of 50 dollar bills so he walks up to the bar and asks what its for the bartender says its for a contest so the guy says whats the contest the bartender say you have to put in ...... Written on 05/11/2008 |
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