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I Wonder If....
I wonder if: Blondes try to find the zipper on their panties? I wonder if: Men will ever understand that when a woman parts her leggs, it's not always a dinner bell? I wonder if: Any male on here will upload a photo OTHER than some distorted d**k? I wonder if: ......
Written on 12/09/2008 |
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Swallow Or I'll Shoot!!
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Grandma In Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Balloons
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mummy, Mummy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son, "she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Which Condom Would U Use
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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