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9 Dangerous Words Women Use 9 Dangerous Words Women Use--It's The Gospel 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Bumble Bee One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her v****a. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my v****a!" ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Magic Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Male Strippers Male Strippers Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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American Tourist In China... Condoms are a MUST. An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his p***s covered with ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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