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Condom Excuses...
In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger last week. Top 10 McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac: 10. We were test marketing the new "McTrojan". 9. Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference. 8. It still tastes better than the Arch ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Mammograms...
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Grill And The Weiner
Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Sisters Of Mercy...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Park
Once there were three boys sitting in the park, and a police officer came over to them, and told them they had to come with him to the court because there had been reports of something strange going on in the park. So, when they got to the court, the judge ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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