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Creation Of A P***y
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p***y to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Bob The Sperm
Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?" Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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The Ducks
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No" Daisy told Donald that they could not have sex if he didn't have ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Paratrooper
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the para- troopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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20 Funny Pick Up Lines
1. nice shoes wanna f**k 2. I'm easy. Are you? 3. So... How am I doing? 4. Hi my name is name, how do like me so far? 5. Do you beleive in love at first sight or should I walk by again 6. The only thing your eyes havn't told ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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