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Borrowing Tools
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Prescription For Revenge
This lady walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if she could purchase a bottle of arsenic. The pharmacist tells her that he is not allowed to sell it to just anyone because it is against the law. "What do you want it for?" he asks her. "Well, I ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Missing Condoms
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Buying Condoms
A sixty year old man walks into a drug store and walks up to the girl at the checkout counter. He asks her, "Do you sell condoms here?" "Sure. What size are you?" "I don't know, " he replies. "Well, just let me check, " the cashier says. ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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My Girlfriend Is More Stupid Than Yours
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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