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Weather Report
Dave and Jake sitting in a bar talking about women. Dave:"Jake how is it you always pick up women??" Jake:"It's all in the opening line, I'll show you" Jake turns to a woman that just sat down at the bar and says:"Tickle your c**t with a feather!?" "WHAT", she responds. Jake ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Amazon Explorer
Amazon Explorer An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, Oh God, Im screwed. The sky darkens and a voice booms out, No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Dating In 1957
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Last 10 Things A Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy. 7. Her breasts are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Last 10 Things A Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy. 7. Her breasts are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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