Here are the Dumb Blonde Jokes snippets. |
Possibly The Best Blonde Joke Ever
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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The Blonde Passenger
A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Especially For Blondes
A retired corporate executive decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life until the boat sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Horseback Riding
A blonde decides to go horseback riding even though she has no experience and has never ridden a horse in her life. She mounts the horse and it immediately springs into action. Galloping along the blonde begins to lose her seat. She grabs at the horses' mane but misses. She tries ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Another Blonde Joke
A blonde was driving to the store when she seen a guy with 2 monkeys. She pulled over and asked if he needs help. "Yes I do. My car broke down and I need to get these monkeys to the zoo. If I give you 50 will you please take ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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