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Blond Diet A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she ...... Written on 30/09/2008 |
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First Visit First Visit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant, " she confessed miserably. "I'm sure well ...... Written on 01/10/2008 |
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How Blonde Is She??? How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She ...... Written on 03/10/2008 |
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A Blonde A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE ...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Dirty Jokes what dc call 2 chinese lesbians?..........2canchew! what is a bruettes mating call? Has the blonde left yet! what does a blonde and a tornado have in common?............ they both cream when they r cumming and take the house when they r gone!.............. how does a blonde keep her ankles warm?.............. her ...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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