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The Witch
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Husband And Wife Sex Life
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Biscuit
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of marriage?" The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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A Lady Walks Into A Car Dealership!
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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If God Was A Woman.........
1. Sex would smell like chocolate. 2. Farts would smell like roses. 3. Dogs would smell spring fresh. 4. Babies would come from vending machines. 5. Men would be born with a permanent erection. 6. All women would have the same size breasts. 7. There would be no cellulite. 8. Every ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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