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Wordsmithing
The ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. 1. Coffee n., the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted adj., appalled over how much weight you ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Marital Bliss
Position: It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This ......
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Nudist Colony
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, Did you call for ......
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Two Old Men
Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90. So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up ......
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69
This country bumpkin went to the city and ended up in the brothel. He didn't have much money and the madam would only allow him a try at 69 with the ugliest woman there. It was his first time for a 69 but he was game for it. The woman had ......
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