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Drunk Old Guys Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few beers they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers Art and Gary and whispers to her manager, "Go ...... Written on 11/09/2008 |
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Advantages Of Being A Woman. Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys ...... Written on 12/09/2008 |
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Old Men With Blow-up Dolls There was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 years... The first old man then said, "I have an idea...Lets go to the whore house and have sex with a young lady!" The other old man agreed and they went ...... Written on 12/09/2008 |
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Bj Etiquette By A Female 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ...... Written on 13/09/2008 |
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2 Old Men One day two old men decided to go to a whore house, because they hadn't had sex in quite a while. They arrived at the house and the head mistress decided they wouldn't know the difference, so she put them in rooms with blow up dolls. After they were done, they ...... Written on 13/09/2008 |
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