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Nudist Colony
Jake, an older fellow, joins a nudist colony. At the reception, he paid the reception clerk 500 joining fee. The clerk tells jake 'strip off, put your clothes in your locker, and go through that door and have a look round'. Jake strips and walks through the door, and as he ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Ferrari Fart
A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Old Folks Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Confucius Says
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man trapped in ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Why Men Are Like Dogs
Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both like to chew wood. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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