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Not Really A Joke, But It's F-ing Funny!
I live in the eternal wasteland described as Wild and Wonderful West Virginia. I went to college in Georgia and still have good friends there. Last year I went to visit with my friends when "the incident" happened. My wife and I went over to my old bosses house in a ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Bj Etiquette By A Female
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Wal Mart Bait
A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Cheesey Pick Up Lines
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! I'm not wearing any pants. You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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To My Dearest Wife,
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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