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Catholic My Ass
A 'working girl' goes to confession one evening and on leaving meets an older gentleman who is smitten by her. They go for coffee and she quite likes him, discovers he is very wealthy and likes him even more. As he thinks she is a good virginal catholic he proposes and ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Prescription Needed!
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Downfall Of The 25 Inch P***s
A guy with a 25-inch p***s went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything medically posible for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads: - Full Joke.
40-ish....................................49 Adventurous..............Slept with everyone Athletic.............................No tits Average looking.........................Ugly Beautiful..................Pathological liar Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure.............On medication Feminist.................................Fat Free spirit...........................Junkie Friendship first.................Former slut Fun.................................Annoying New-Age........Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded........................Desperate Outgoing...............Loud and Embarrassing Passionate......................Sloppy drunk Professional...........................Bitch Voluptuous..........................Very Fat Large frame.......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate......................Stalker......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Crocodile Love
A man walks into a bar holding a very thick chain. As he gets closer to the bar counter the chain follows him until the door opens again and a large crocodile pushes its way through the door. All the patrons jump up onto tables and generally panic or try to ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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