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The Prision Escape
A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON, WHERE HE'D BEEN LOCKED UP FOR 15 YEARS.....he breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He climbs into bed, gets on top ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Extra Life
There was this priest who had died. The police called the convent to have 3 nuns come down to identfiy his body. The 3 nuns showed up and decided to go in one at a time. The first nun goes in and finds out that the priest had died w a ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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The 4th Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry, " she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you, " she said, " pretend you're a ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Communication Problem
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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A Worthwhile Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' p***s is larger than the shaft. The study took two years & cost over 1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's p***s is larger than the shaft was ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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