Here are the Jokes About Sex snippets. |
A Princess, A Castle, Once Upon A Time...........
In a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:" Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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2 Juicy Cucumbers
Three men were lost in the desert. When they spot, what they first think is a mirage. Starving, thirsty and exhausted, they aproached a home with a big fat ugly lady blocking the door. When they reach her she says, "I won't let anyone pass to eat the food inside, unless ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Caught Cheating
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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The Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p***s into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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