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Amish Sex An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The ...... Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Doing The Dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He ...... Written on 10/09/2008 |
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P***s Promotion The P***s requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: Has to work hard Has to work at great depths Has to work upside down Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work Has to work in a high humidity environment Has to work at high temperatures Does ...... Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Under The Covers One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, ...... Written on 12/09/2008 |
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Tips To Survive Parenting! Tips To Survive Parenting! Motherhood If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results. To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you ...... Written on 15/09/2008 |
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