Here are the Jokes About Sex snippets. |
Sex With A Virgin Man
When I met my husband and he told me he was a virgin I was impressed and thought " wow virgin at 27? I wonder how it is sleeping with him." After a year of him cumming like a chicken I decide to follow a few tips I got from ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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25" D**k
A man with a 25 inch p***s went to his doctor and complained he was unable to establish an intimate relationship with a lady due to his size. "Doctor, " he asked in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replied, "medically son, nothing can be ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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An Oldie
A cucumber, pickle and a p***s were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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"dayy's Empty Chair"
A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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