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What Is A Woman?
FEMALE ANALYSIS Women--Chemical Analysis Element: Women Symbol: WO Discovered by: ADAM Atomic Weight: Average expected as 118, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100 to 160, with highly radioactive occurrences at 250 and better avoid at all costs. Occurrence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas. except ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Irs
The Internal Revenue sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says: "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles, " "Yes, " answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Use The Camel
There was a man in military who was stationed in the Sahara desert. One day, he couldn't deal with his horniness any longer so he asked his senior officer what he should do to releave himself. The senior officer told the soldier to use the camel. Later that evening the officer ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Government Job Interview
A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" "Yes, sir, I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?" "I am 100 disabled. A mortar round blew off ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Cucumberpickleand A P***s?
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber complains, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looked at him and said, "You think you ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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