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Sex Problems Solved By The Purple P***s!
A newlywed couple hasnt had sex since their honeymoon 2 months ago. The woman, frustrated, goes to a marriage councilor to solve her problems. The councilor tells her to buy 7 different types of lingerie and wear one new one each day for the next week, if nothing happens, come back. ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Crabs
This lady has a problem and goes to see a doctor. He examines her and tells her she has crabs. She asks him how one gets crabs? He tells her from having sex. She replies that she is a 60 year old virgin and that he has to be wrong. He ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Doc, Whats Wrong With Me?
Bob goes to the doctor and complains "Doc I gotta BIG problem, sometimes my p***s turns orange". "well, lets see what you got", said the doc. Bob drops his undies and sure enough it was orange...... not just orange but VERY BRIGHT ORANGE! Doc, I dunno what the deal is! sometimes ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Sweethearts
SWEETHEARTS A SOUTHERN GIRL WAS VISITING HER NORTHERN COUSIN AND THEY START TALKING ABOUT SEX. THE SOUTHERN GIRL SAY "WHY YA KNOW, DOWN SOUTH WE GOTS BOYS THAT LIKE TO DO IT, WITH OTHER BOYS". NORTHERNER SAYS"OH REALLY , AND WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM." SOUTHERN ER SAYS "WHY ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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My First Lesbian P***y
I was a 16yr old girl when i first had sex.it was my best friend mom she 41yrs it all happen when my friend went to see her dad out of state. her mom asked me over four dinner and a talk. she asked me if i was datig i said ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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