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Bj Etiquette
BJ ETIQUETTE by a female 1. First and formost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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God And Adam...
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news, what do you want to hear first?" Adam says, "Tell me the good news first." God says, "I'm going to give you a p***s and a brain. You'll derive from these, great pleasure and great intellect." ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bowler's Hands
A man?s wife asked him to go to the store to buy her some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store, only to find it closed. He went into a nearby bar to get cigarettes from the vending machine. At the bar he noticed a beautiful woman and he started ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Tit Are Balloons.
6-year-old little Johnny was always inquisitive about everything. One day he pointed to Mommy's tits and asked, "Mommy, mommy, what is this?" Mommy was busy and so dismissed him by saying, "They are mommy's balloons." That satisfied him for a while. Another day he comes and ask, "Mommy, mommy, do your ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Lies ! Lies ! Lies !
Three young women are at a c**ktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others ......
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