Here are the Jokes About Sex snippets. |
Hows Your Morning Going?
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Caught Cheating
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Shafted
A woman who is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same. The head waiter brings ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Hotel
George checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. George grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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90 Year Old Communication Breakdown
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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