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Mob Boss, Mob Bookkeeper, Mob Lawyer!
A mob boss finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was the mob bosses ass! He was glad that a deaf bookkeeper ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Amish Sex
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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An Ode To Oral Sex
P***s breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee it's times like this, you wounder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's to late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Cheaper
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Ladies Toilet...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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